Showing posts with label social media. Show all posts
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Tuesday 28 May 2013

How A Very Bad Week For Everton Just Took A Turn For The Worse

If the Everton Football Club hierarchy thought they'd had a very bad week with the new badge debacle, they are going to have to think again. And quickly.


Social media was all abuzz tonight as a document, apparently leaked many months ago, was finally released across the internet. It turns out in his previous incarnation as an employee of Hicks and Gillette at Liverpool FC,  Everton's current Director of Communications, Paul Tyrrell had been keeping himself busy compiling a clandestine dossier of 'political radicals,' 'Trotskyist independents' and 'a sporting version of the Khmer Rouge,' who were, according to Tyrrell, 'prepared to allow Liverpool FC to plummet down divisions, go bust and reform in a pure socialist form.'

Just who were these dangerous cabal of 'radical militants' threatening the very existence of Liverpool FC by challenging Dem Yanks? Well, read for yourself, you may well be surprised:

TYRRELL

'But.' I hear you say.

 

'What has this got to do with Everton Football Club?'


If the word on social media platforms and beyond are proven to be correct, a similar dossier, which amongst other things probes the backgrounds, political affiliations and social media accounts of certain Evertonians has also been compiled by Paul Tyrrell at the behest of the executives at the club.


                                                                       

 Watching You?


Given the above document and the recent minutes of the latest meeting between Everton executives, including Director of Communications Paul Tyrrell, and current CEO Robert Elstone, and the Everton Shareholders Association. Rumours of the existence of a 'Everton blacklist' would seem more than plausible.

Meanwhile, it seems our ex-manager has decided to take our ex-captain with him to Old Trafford.

Not all bad news then!

If you think you deserve to be on Paul Tyrrell's 'Everton blacklist,' tell us why in the comments below (Liverpool Echo & Daily Post journalists need not apply).

NSNO